Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Is Apple's Siri short for Sirius Cybernetics Corp.? #hitchhikersguide

The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation are the galaxy's premiere manufacturers of computers, robots, lifts and other such essential, life-enhancing technologies. Most recently, they have fitted the starship Heart Of Gold with their flagship products.

The corporation's 'Genuine People Personalities' make interacting with objects such as doors and teasmades a new and exciting adventure. Or very irritating, depending on your frame of mind.

Doors will always open politely, and it will be their pleasure to serve your entrance and exit needs. Their Happy Vertical People Transporters - or Lifts - are fitted with the most recent precognition software, allowing them to be on the floor you want, before you know you want it!

Their Nutrimatic drinks machines very rarely produce drinkable beverages.

The corporation's complaints department now covers all the major land masses of the first three planets in the Sirius Tau Star system.

One can't help but wonder. Where's Marvin when you need him?

BBC Online - Cult - Hitchhiker's - Guide - The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

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